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Friday, 18 January 2013

The Friday Joke - 18/1/2013

Man goes into a florist and says 'could you help me, I would like to buy a big bunch of flowers for my girlfriend.'

The florist looks at him and says 'Certainly sir, what is it you're after?'

Man replies 'a shag'.

1 comment:

Morris Hickey said...: Surely a shag is a different kind of bird?; 18 January 2013 13:37

Barnet Library petition text

We the Undersigned, are totally opposed to the closure, sell off or downgrading of the Library service in the London Borough of Barnet.

We believe that Libraries are a vital part of the Borough and recognise the importance of having trained Libraries run by trained librarians. We believe that it is vital to have "quiet space" for students to study.

We believe that closure of the service would cause untold damage to the citizens of Barnet and is totally opposed by the vast majority of the population.

DAYLIGHT ROBBERY BY TRAIN COMPANIES

If you have received a penalty fare at a Thameslink Station and you sent an appeal off to the Independent Penalty Fare Appeals Service, did you notice that this says at the bottom of the letter you got back "London and South Eastern Railways T/A IPFAS". In other words, it's not independent, it's an arm of a train company. They actually run Blackfriars station.

I believe that it is a scandal that this service calls itself independent, but there is no right of appeal and it's run by one of the train operators. I believe that the penalty ticket scheme is a scam to generate extra profits for these companies.

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Friday, 18 January 2013

The Friday Joke - 18/1/2013

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