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A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell.
The party waiting behind her was a group from Barnet Council which included Leader Richard Cornelius, who quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said; "I'm Richard Cornelius, leader of Barnet Council, and I hope you'll vote for me at the next council elections."
She laughed and quickly said; "I fell on my backside, not my head!"
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I
was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a
newspaper.
'This
is the 21st century,’ he said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you
can borrow my iPad.'
I
can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit him.
(Old John assures me there are plenty more where that one came from, if ever I get low on jokes)
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